{"id":454,"date":"2025-11-17T07:37:05","date_gmt":"2025-11-17T13:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/?p=454"},"modified":"2025-11-17T07:37:05","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T13:37:05","slug":"an-aviation-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"An Aviation Night before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp,<br \/>\nNot an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ.<br \/>\nThe aircraft were fastened to tie downs with care,<br \/>\nIn hopes that \u2014 come morning \u2014 they all would be there.The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in their spots,<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-948 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/snowy-airport-tower-stockcake-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/snowy-airport-tower-stockcake-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/snowy-airport-tower-stockcake.jpg 728w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nWith gusts from two-forty at 39 knots.<br \/>\nI slumped at the fuel desk, now finally caught up,<br \/>\nAnd settled down comfortably, resting my butt.When the radio lit up with noise and with chatter,<br \/>\nI turned up the scanner to see what was the matter.<br \/>\nA voice clearly heard over static and snow,<br \/>\nCalled for clearance to land at the airport below.He barked his transmission so lively and quick,<br \/>\nI\u2019d have sworn that the call sign he used was \u201cSt. Nick.\u201d<br \/>\nI ran to the panel to turn up the lights,<br \/>\nThe better to welcome this magical flight.He called his position, no room for denial,<br \/>\n\u201cSt. Nicholas One, turnin\u2019 left onto final.\u201d<br \/>\nAnd what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-949 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/b8668fb3719ff8526fd9fc8dbfb84ea6-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/b8668fb3719ff8526fd9fc8dbfb84ea6-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/b8668fb3719ff8526fd9fc8dbfb84ea6-768x511.jpg 768w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/b8668fb3719ff8526fd9fc8dbfb84ea6.jpg 880w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>But a Rutan-built sleigh, with eight Rotax Reindeer!With vectors to final, down the glideslope he came,<br \/>\nAs he passed all fixes, he called them by name:<br \/>\n\u201cNow Ringo! Now Tolga! Now Trini and Bacun!<br \/>\nOn Comet! On Cupid!\u201d What pills was he takin\u2019?While controllers were sittin\u2019, and scratchin\u2019 their heads,<br \/>\nThey phoned to my office, and I heard it with dread,<br \/>\nThe message they left was both urgent and dour:<br \/>\n\u201cWhen Santa pulls in, have him please call the tower.\u201dHe landed like silk, with the sled runners sparking,<br \/>\nThen I heard, \u201cLeft at Charlie,\u201d and \u201cTaxi to parking.\u201d<br \/>\nHe slowed to a taxi, turned off of three-oh,<br \/>\nAnd stopped on the ramp with a \u201cHo, ho-ho-ho\u2026\u201dHe stepped out of the sleigh, but before he could talk,<br \/>\nI ran out to meet him with my best set of chocks.<br \/>\nHis red helmet and goggles were covered with frost,<br \/>\nAnd his beard was all blackened from Reindeer exhaust.His breath smelled like peppermint, gone slightly stale,<br \/>\nAnd he puffed on a pipe, but he didn\u2019t inhale.<br \/>\nHis cheeks were all rosy and jiggled like jelly,<br \/>\nHis boots were as black as a cropduster\u2019s belly.He was chubby and plump, in his suit of bright red,<br \/>\nAnd he asked me to \u201cfill it, with hundred low-lead.\u201d<br \/>\nHe came dashing in from the snow-covered pump,<br \/>\nI knew he was anxious for drainin\u2019 the sump.I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,<br \/>\nAnd I filled up the sleigh, but I spilled like a jerk.<br \/>\nHe came out of the restroom, and sighed in relief,<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-950 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/maxresdefault-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/maxresdefault-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/maxresdefault-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/maxresdefault-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/aliendreams.ddns.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/maxresdefault.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThen he picked up a phone for a Flight Service brief.And I thought as he silently scribed in his log,<br \/>\nThese reindeer could land in an eighth-mile fog.<br \/>\nHe completed his pre-flight, from the front to the rear,<br \/>\nThen he put on his headset, and I heard him yell, \u201cClear!\u201dAnd laying a finger on his push-to-talk,<br \/>\nHe called up the tower for clearance and squawk.<br \/>\n\u201cTake taxiway Charlie, the southbound direction,<br \/>\nTurn right three-two-zero at pilot\u2019s discretion\u201dHe sped down the runway, the best of the best,<br \/>\n\u201cYour traffic\u2019s a Grumman, inbound from the west.\u201d<br \/>\nThen I heard him proclaim, as he climbed thru the night,<br \/>\n\u201cMerry Christmas to all! I have traffic in sight.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp, Not an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ. 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